So we are on the every other day BDing schedule. And I am doing everything in our power to get the sperm to the egg. Sperm friendly lube, hips up after the deed, making sure the other O happens (lol...I have read it helps! And it certainly doesn't bother me none ;-) oh boy....sorry!). And have even started using the instead cups.
But I am wondering if I should. I have heard wonder stories, but...last night James made me laugh before I had hips up and before I had inserted the cup. (Story here? He called the instead cup, a vagina plug. Honestly, how could I not laugh?!) So a substantial amount of swimmers were given the eviction notice by the full out belly laughs, and squeezing muscles of my pelvic floor along the way.
I put my cup in and slep with it in for almost 7 hours. But I started to feel crampy like last time so took it out. Unlike last time, there was A LOT of semen in the cup still, and enough in me that I put up my hips again. Either my DH had a pleantiful supply or they aren't going where they should be.
I am hoping and praying for the first one. Lol swim sperm boys and girls, swim! Catch the egg, save her from her death! (Trying to appeal to at least the boys nature to rescue a damsal in destress...). Oh boy, I think I need more sleep.
Side note...if I said this already, sory. My coworker had a dream that I had a boy on the way. And when talking to a friend about giving some of my huge box of boy clothes away, she said to not give them away because when I do is when I will need them. I told her then maybe I should give them away, I need some good karma ;) lol *jk about the karma thing really, but I am going to help her out*. I told her she could always return the clothes to me when he outgrew them. So that is my plan for sometime before Sunday. To sort through baby clothes. And maybe wistfully look at the clothes in my pregnancy tote. God please let me soon be wearing them!

the other O is important! because you need to be enjoying yourself too!!!;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Maybe its not you loosing swimmers at all, maybe it's just extra lube and cervical mucous. :)
ReplyDeleteBTW, my word was chrome. What does that mean?! lol Am I getting a new car? New rims?? Hmmmm...
Lol Jamie that made me laugh! I told ya I like to think too much into the captchas. I am hoping it was a combo of what you suggested and extra swimmers from hubby.
ReplyDeleteJill agreed. ;)
Jess, DH has made me laugh too right after and Im like nooooo the "fishies" are gone! LOL -- Since then Ive made sure I was on his side of the bed and he tends to keep the funnies to himself (or at least until I get up now!)
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